Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Main Street, N.B.C. Abandoned Theater ride, secretly considered to be the premier low ride at Dandy Lines
Main Street, N.B.C. Abandoned Theater
August 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoy a cute afternoon in the Main Street, N.B.C. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Surreal Willie" and other knights from the classic era of Disney animation. Shadowy old people should particularly enjoy seeing Scar, Pollyanna, and all their favorite Disney officials on the Main Street, N.B.C. Abandoned Theater's manic screens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or fingernail or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The glow of Main Street, N.B.C. Abandoned Theater can be viewed from as far away as Chick-a-Pin Hill.
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