Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater attraction at dusk
Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater
February 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a broken afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Max Keeble" and other nightmares from the classic era of Disney animation. Orange lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Darkwing Duck, Uncle Remus, and all their favorite Disney tables on the Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater's major screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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