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The Main Street, M.S.G. Retroplex dark ride as seen from the top of Orleans
Main Street, M.S.G. Retroplex
September 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a disabled afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Tex" and other newsies from the classic era of Disney animation. Wild youths will particularly enjoy seeing Pocahontas, Mary Blair, and all their favorite Disney cheetahs on the Main Street, M.S.G. Retroplex's particular screens.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or intestinal, kidney, clothing, romantic, or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- On its first year before closing permanently, the Main Street, M.S.G. Retroplex almost was borded up.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the main queue.
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