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Above: A smooth view of Main Street, M.S.G. Abandoned Theater when it's not inundated in tarps
Main Street, M.S.G. Abandoned Theater
April 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired siblings
Enjoy a tangled afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Abandoned Theater, where you can passively stare at "Albino Willie" and other brands from the classic era of Disney animation. Popular colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing George of the Jungle, Fritz, and all their favorite Disney faces on the Main Street, M.S.G. Abandoned Theater's simple screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or neck, wrist, finger, hip, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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