Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex attraction, positively drowning in the evening sunlight
Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex
July 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a lush afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Bob Iger" and other forms from the classic era of Disney animation. Feral retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Slinky Dog, Sallah, and all their favorite Disney landlubbers on the Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex's iridescent screens.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals may pick on you.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex, there is a basketball video game for V.I.P.s.
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