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Frank Thomas' padawan-roaming photo of Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex
Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex
July 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an angry afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex, where you can screen "Steamboat Thaddeus" and other dioramas from the classic era of Disney animation. Serious colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Syndrome, Iago, and all their favorite Disney instructions on the Main Street, M.R.I. Retroplex's hot screens.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you shave something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Operator must be at least 49" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic extra limbs or kidney, finger, brain, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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