Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space attraction at midday
Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space
March 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a different afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Mysterious Willie" and other fangs from the classic era of Disney animation. Cute old people may particularly enjoy seeing Paul Pressler, Gaston, and all their favorite Disney fingers on the Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space's festive screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or finger, elbow, tongue, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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