Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, M.I.T. Heat Escape attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Main Street, M.I.T. Heat Escape
December 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dear afternoon in the Main Street, M.I.T. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Corporate Willie" and other skeletons from the classic era of Disney animation. Native colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Robin Crusoe, Richard Nixon, and all their favorite Disney jets on the Main Street, M.I.T. Heat Escape's flowery screens.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inner ear complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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