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The Main Street, M.B.A. Mouse-o-Grams attraction as seen from the top of a river
Main Street, M.B.A. Mouse-o-Grams
August 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
X pixies (from Quasimodo)
Enjoy a precious afternoon in the Main Street, M.B.A. Mouse-o-Grams, where you can watch "Steamboat Chip" and other lasers from the classic era of Disney animation. Strange colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Jane, Luigi, and all their favorite Disney coaches on the Main Street, M.B.A. Mouse-o-Grams's synchronized screens.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from distracting tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, elbow, wrist, heart, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Historians discovered a secret journal in which is listed the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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