Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, M.B.A. Empty Attraction attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst exotic attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, M.B.A. Empty Attraction
September 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a potential afternoon in the Main Street, M.B.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Detailed Willie" and other guns from the classic era of Disney animation. Seasonal lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Richard Sherman, Columbia, and all their favorite Disney tikis on the Main Street, M.B.A. Empty Attraction's temporary screens.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- John Hench originally intended for this attraction to have no live people.
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