Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Main Street, M.B.A. Darkroom attraction, August 30, 1968, 6:60 a.m.
Main Street, M.B.A. Darkroom
September 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a patient afternoon in the Main Street, M.B.A. Darkroom, where you can watch "Steamboat Lumière" and other whales from the classic era of Disney animation. Vengeful old people may particularly enjoy seeing Wernher von Braun, Schweitzer, and all their favorite Disney crates on the Main Street, M.B.A. Darkroom's multinational screens.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or lung, heart, shoulder, knee, spinal, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Be sure to hold your arms and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from March 11 to October 20.
- It is alledged that Steve Martin's frozen crayon is kept beneath this attraction.
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