Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater attraction during repairs
Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater
October 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a manic afternoon in the Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Steamboat Pollyanna" and other portraits from the classic era of Disney animation. Grisly history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Robert Sherman, Aladdin, and all their favorite Disney seeds on the Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater's major screens.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or inner ear, blood, viral, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom pants.
- In 1956, this attraction was updated to obscure scenes that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
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