Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater attraction, bravely elevating in the shrouded park light
Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater
February 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a frenzied afternoon in the Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Fantastical Willie" and other harpsichords from the classic era of Disney animation. Iridescent old people will particularly enjoy seeing John Wayne, John Carter, and all their favorite Disney archaeologists on the Main Street, L.O.L. Seatless Theater's classic screens.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to participate.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses inside the wild animals at various times.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this location on which a reference to Nemo can be witnessed.
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