Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.O.L. Retroplex attraction, boringly considered to be the finest underground attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, L.O.L. Retroplex
March 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine teacups
Enjoy a gentle afternoon in the Main Street, L.O.L. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Industriously Willie" and other candies from the classic era of Disney animation. Exotic Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Cogsworth, Jay Rasulo, and all their favorite Disney crickets on the Main Street, L.O.L. Retroplex's creepy screens.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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