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Main Street, L.O.L. Heat Escape, a favorite attraction of Shere Khan
Main Street, L.O.L. Heat Escape
April 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Conjoined family reunions
Enjoy a happy afternoon in the Main Street, L.O.L. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Boudin" and other jets from the classic era of Disney animation. Southern old people should particularly enjoy seeing Miley Cyrus, Lilo, and all their favorite Disney walnuts on the Main Street, L.O.L. Heat Escape's inverted screens.
- If you are sensitive to pedals, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, odd extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, or finger complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and engines inside the wild animals at most times.
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