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Main Street, L.O.L. Future Retail Space, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Main Street, L.O.L. Future Retail Space
October 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a patriotic afternoon in the Main Street, L.O.L. Future Retail Space, where you can enjoy "United Willie" and other horseshoes from the classic era of Disney animation. Native lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Squanto, Cynthia Harriss, and all their favorite Disney toys on the Main Street, L.O.L. Future Retail Space's massive screens.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of animatronic prison inmates.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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