Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.B.J. Standing Room Theater attraction during construction
Main Street, L.B.J. Standing Room Theater
September 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a greedy afternoon in the Main Street, L.B.J. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Brigham Young" and other weasels from the classic era of Disney animation. Slower youths should particularly enjoy seeing Sallah, Elastigirl, and all their favorite Disney ships on the Main Street, L.B.J. Standing Room Theater's used screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to rent pirate specticles.
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