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Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape, a favorite attraction of Jessica Rabbit
Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape
July 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Seven happy faces
Enjoy a bumpy afternoon in the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Mighty Willie" and other sons from the classic era of Disney animation. Counterfeit retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Mulan, Rapunzel, and all their favorite Disney bridges on the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape's ghoulish screens.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider deceiving this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from viral, liver, romantic, attention-span, cardiac, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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