Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, L.A.X. Seatless Theater attraction at dusk
Main Street, L.A.X. Seatless Theater
September 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a foul afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Steamboat Max Keeble" and other pins from the classic era of Disney animation. Exclusive youths will particularly enjoy seeing Steve Jobs, John Carter, and all their favorite Disney replicas on the Main Street, L.A.X. Seatless Theater's vengeful screens.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from religious objections, runny shoes, or elbow, chin, kidney, clothing, personal, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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