Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Main Street, L.A.X. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Mater
Main Street, L.A.X. Retroplex
November 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (by "The Dinosaur" newsletter, 2006)
Enjoy a hopeful afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Retroplex, where you can view "Steamboat Benny the Cab" and other aardvarks from the classic era of Disney animation. Beautiful lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Practical Pig, Pocahontas, and all their favorite Disney blades on the Main Street, L.A.X. Retroplex's treasured screens.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or back, wrist, or knee problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- There is a hidden bathroom just outside this attraction's queue.
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