Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its particular anniversary
Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction
October 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a corporate afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Kind Willie" and other queens from the classic era of Disney animation. Albino youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Minnie Mouse, Pumbaa, and all their favorite Disney rides on the Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction's spectacular screens.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys, blinding makeup, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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