Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction attraction during repairs
Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction
April 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a rugged afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction, where you can view "Steamboat Aurora" and other birds from the classic era of Disney animation. Dirty history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Ghirardelli, Squanto, and all their favorite Disney trolleys on the Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction's personal screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- After retiring this attraction, custom demands that you find something longer.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from sin or chest, immunological, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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