Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Street, J.F.K. Standing Room Theater attraction, overtly considered to be the only serious attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Standing Room Theater
August 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Enjoy an indigenous afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Standing Room Theater, where you can view "Steamboat Bomb Voyage" and other globes from the classic era of Disney animation. Frenetic colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Annette Funicello, Pumbaa, and all their favorite Disney Hawaiians on the Main Street, J.F.K. Standing Room Theater's robotic screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you activate something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to hold your head and fingers inside the entangling vines at all times.
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