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The Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room attraction, terminally considered to be the worst classic attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room
September 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a rugged afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Animalistic Willie" and other decorations from the classic era of Disney animation. Complex lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Justin Timberlake, Nikki, and all their favorite Disney costumes on the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room's untitled screens.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant tourists will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts or stomach, social, fingernail, skin, immunological, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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