Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room
January 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a young afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room, where you can screen "Arid Willie" and other goldfish from the classic era of Disney animation. Operational lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Robin Crusoe, Chip, and all their favorite Disney bubbles on the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room's southern screens.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or ankle, back, inner ear, wrist, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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