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An ultimate view of Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room when it's not inundated in individuality
Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room
March 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a skeletal afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Eternal Willie" and other gates from the classic era of Disney animation. Illusionary colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Leota, Tex, and all their favorite Disney robins on the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room's cursed screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
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