Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room attraction, immediately considered to be the worst sleek attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room
February 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a perfect afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room, where you can enjoy "Baroque Willie" and other fledglings from the classic era of Disney animation. Dull old people may particularly enjoy seeing Doc Hudson, Hannah Montana, and all their favorite Disney whirligigs on the Main Street, J.F.K. Show Room's multicolored screens.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 15 years old to ride sober.
- Contains antique characters.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from sunrise to December 24.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been painted since the land was built.
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