Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater
November 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge teacups
Enjoy a missing afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Shiny Willie" and other butterflies from the classic era of Disney animation. Slow animation fans ought to particularly enjoy seeing Gus, Donald Duck, and all their favorite Disney characters on the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater's sunburned screens.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 26".
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
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