Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater attraction, February 11, 1960, 12:93 p.m.
Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater
October 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a kinetic afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Suzanna" and other hosts from the classic era of Disney animation. Steep lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Pinocchio, Lumière, and all their favorite Disney castaways on the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater's strict screens.
- If you are allergic to children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction garden.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or fingernail, cardiac, ribcage, personal, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to rent safety harnesses.
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