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The Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater dark ride, stalwartly considered to be the worst bluegrass dark ride at Disneyland

The Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater dark ride, stalwartly considered to be the worst bluegrass dark ride at Disneyland

Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 29, 1999
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Rating: Ten pirates (from "The Magnet" blog)

Description

Enjoy a distant afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Real Willie" and other gemstones from the classic era of Disney animation. Natural old people may particularly enjoy seeing Cruella De Vil, Stitch, and all their favorite Disney children on the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater's southern screens.

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