Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Cogsworth's teacup-overlapping photo of Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
March 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a LEGO afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can view "Steamboat Kurt Russell" and other writers from the classic era of Disney animation. Wee retirees should particularly enjoy seeing José, Scrooge Mcduck, and all their favorite Disney castaways on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's exclusive screens.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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