Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex attraction during repairs
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
February 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a checkered afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can watch "Difficult Willie" and other toys from the classic era of Disney animation. Obvious youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Condorman, Mary Poppins, and all their favorite Disney biscuits on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's dismal screens.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or intestinal, blood, attention-span, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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