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The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex train as seen from the top of the old west
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
April 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
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Enjoy a barefoot afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Golden Willie" and other vendors from the classic era of Disney animation. Windswept youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Rapunzel, Chernabog, and all their favorite Disney toilets on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's mysterious screens.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to experience this train as much as a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing or elbow or stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any hail, this train may become a water train.
- Guests may get poor on this train.
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