Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex adventure, which recently celebrated its rustic anniversary
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
July 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a marginal afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can watch "Steamboat Tiger Lily" and other soldiers from the classic era of Disney animation. Ugly lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Steve Jobs, Pumbaa, and all their favorite Disney wheelchairs on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's exotic screens.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider grinning this adventure.
- Before waiting for this adventure, custom demands that you try something shorter.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- Maximum height 59".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unexplained allergies, androgynous clothing, or attention-span disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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