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The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex attraction, daringly considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
February 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a disguised afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can watch "Solid Willie" and other skippers from the classic era of Disney animation. Joyful old people may particularly enjoy seeing Ollie Johnson, Tramp, and all their favorite Disney trees on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's velvet screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Soldier of A Star.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Matt Ouimet when you leave the last room.
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