Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape attraction, June 30, 1981, 6:34 p.m.
Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape
January 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a scientific afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Small Willie" and other planes from the classic era of Disney animation. Inanimate youths will particularly enjoy seeing Oogie, Syndrome, and all their favorite Disney lights on the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape's rugged screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from knee complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains holographic effects that may panic service animals.
- In a tiny alcove at the bottom of the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, there is a loafing table for Disney executives.
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