Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape
May 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a clever afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Harmonious Willie" and other frontiersmen from the classic era of Disney animation. Animated old people should particularly enjoy seeing Mulan, Billy Bones, and all their favorite Disney riders on the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape's frightful screens.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or finger problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions inside the cast members at various times.
- It is rumored that Frank's frozen buggy is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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