Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape thrill ride at first light
Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape
June 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four plusses (by "Smaller Joystick" gossip column)
Enjoy a tropical afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, where you can view "Cold Willie" and other computers from the classic era of Disney animation. Frenzied old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Zokkomon, Joel Chandler Harris, and all their favorite Disney blasters on the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape's just screens.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to point at people near you.
- Minimum height 34".
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from neck, back, ribcage, nasal, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this thrill ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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