Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Main Street, J.F.K. Darkroom attraction, limitlessly considered to be the finest technological attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Darkroom
June 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a new afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Darkroom, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Lonnie Burr" and other caverns from the classic era of Disney animation. Counterfeit retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Huck Finn, Cruella De Vil, and all their favorite Disney mustangs on the Main Street, J.F.K. Darkroom's patriotic screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, chronic tattoos, or immunological, personal, or spinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- In 1995, this attraction was renovated to obliterate images that could be seen as inappropriate.
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