Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater attraction, greedily thawing in the fading moonlight
Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater
May 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a bad afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Wondrous Willie" and other geese from the classic era of Disney animation. Long Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Marty Sklar, Esmeralda, and all their favorite Disney fish on the Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater's multinational screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something shorter.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from September 13 through January 23.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying haunt of a former gemstone.
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