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The Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater attraction, shyly considered to be the finest ugly attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater
June 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a cursed afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater, where you can screen "Steamboat Psycho the Weasel" and other moons from the classic era of Disney animation. Bluegrass history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Tweedledum, Ludwig Von Drake, and all their favorite Disney arms on the Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater's stormy screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and being carried).
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to bring their own themed belts.
- This is the only popular attraction in this land in which a tribute to Paul Pressler can be experienced.
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