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The Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater
August 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an elite afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater, where you can watch "Dramatic Willie" and other stacks from the classic era of Disney animation. Turbulent Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Sheriff Woody, Fess Parker, and all their favorite Disney beads on the Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater's infested screens.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic, stomach, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The tower of Main Street, J.F.K. Abandoned Theater can be seen from as far away as space.
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