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Pictured: The Main Street, I.R.L. Movieplex attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Main Street, I.R.L. Movieplex
April 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Something like four and seven fifths churros
Enjoy a frenetic afternoon in the Main Street, I.R.L. Movieplex, where you can enjoy "Secondary Willie" and other movies from the classic era of Disney animation. Electronic history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Friar Tuck, Bobby Burgess, and all their favorite Disney bunnies on the Main Street, I.R.L. Movieplex's patriotic screens.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Rajah was on hand to dedicate this attraction on his first visit to Japan.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Clarabelle Cow when you ride past the exit queue.
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