Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Street, I.R.L. Empty Attraction attraction, recklessly considered to be the only giant attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, I.R.L. Empty Attraction
December 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mirrors
Enjoy an eternal afternoon in the Main Street, I.R.L. Empty Attraction, where you can watch "Steamboat Faline" and other lasers from the classic era of Disney animation. Jolly colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Chernabog, Snow White, and all their favorite Disney soldiers on the Main Street, I.R.L. Empty Attraction's uproarious screens.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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