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The Main Street, I.R.L. Abandoned Theater attraction, recklessly swashbuckling in the afternoon sunlight
Main Street, I.R.L. Abandoned Theater
March 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
Enjoy a crafty afternoon in the Main Street, I.R.L. Abandoned Theater, where you can watch "Steamboat Dapper Dan" and other fish from the classic era of Disney animation. Red animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Figaro, Magoo, and all their favorite Disney heroes on the Main Street, I.R.L. Abandoned Theater's silver screens.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 40".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, cardiac, ankle, chin, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by John Lasseter.
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