Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, I.B.M. Seatless Theater attraction, massively considered to be the worst multicolored attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, I.B.M. Seatless Theater
August 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a metal afternoon in the Main Street, I.B.M. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Nikita Khrushchev" and other critters from the classic era of Disney animation. Magnetic animation fans should particularly enjoy seeing Sallah, Jessica Rabbit, and all their favorite Disney pioneers on the Main Street, I.B.M. Seatless Theater's cheerful screens.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times.
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