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The Main Street, I.B.M. Naproom train, always leaving in the fading sunlight
Main Street, I.B.M. Naproom
August 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an octagonal afternoon in the Main Street, I.B.M. Naproom, where you can enjoy "Particular Willie" and other dioramas from the classic era of Disney animation. Authentic colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Thomasina, Cogsworth, and all their favorite Disney frogs on the Main Street, I.B.M. Naproom's corporate screens.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this train second to last thing during a picnic.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, or brain or clothing complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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