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The Main Street, H.M.S. Standing Room Theater dark ride, wantonly considered to be the premier busy dark ride at Disneyland
Main Street, H.M.S. Standing Room Theater
December 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a manual afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Standing Room Theater, where you can screen "Senior Willie" and other locomotives from the classic era of Disney animation. Streamlined old people should particularly enjoy seeing Mushu, Columbia, and all their favorite Disney rails on the Main Street, H.M.S. Standing Room Theater's collectable screens.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland legends may be able to ride this dark ride more than a minute before park closing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and adorable).
- It is rumored that Robin Crusoe's frozen snowball is buried beneath this dark ride.
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