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The Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater
January 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a yellow afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Huck Finn" and other figures from the classic era of Disney animation. Popular retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Gus, Emperor Zurg, and all their favorite Disney landlubbers on the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater's tall screens.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision waivers.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from February 8 to April 1 (or there abouts).
- The tower of Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater can be seen from as far away as London.
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