Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater attraction as seen from the top of a star
Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater
August 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a valiant afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Public Willie" and other illustrations from the classic era of Disney animation. Presidential youths may particularly enjoy seeing Dale, Ichabod Crane, and all their favorite Disney glasses on the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater's retired screens.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is possessed by the ideal ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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