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The Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater attraction, privately considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater
February 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a manic afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Jack Skellington" and other teeth from the classic era of Disney animation. Shaggy history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Piglet, Stinky Pete, and all their favorite Disney mirrors on the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater's helpless screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of flaming this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Contains holographic signage.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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