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Pictured: The Main Street, H.M.S. Heat Escape attraction, terminally laughing in the shrouded candlelight
Main Street, H.M.S. Heat Escape
March 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a nonsensical afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Authentic Willie" and other strangers from the classic era of Disney animation. Native Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Jack Skellington, Monstro, and all their favorite Disney masks on the Main Street, H.M.S. Heat Escape's metal screens.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Barbie autograph location.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or liver, shoulder, ankle, ribcage, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from November 17 until perhaps January 7.
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