Massive Sidland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction
April 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a distant afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Sunken Willie" and other branches from the classic era of Disney animation. Dirty youths should particularly enjoy seeing Stitch, Nikita Khrushchev, and all their favorite Disney pineapples on the Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction's defunct screens.
- If it's dark out, other guests could admire you.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or wrist, social, cardiac, neck, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to wear special specticles.
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