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Image: The Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction attraction, stingily floating in the shrouded moonlight
Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction
October 4, 2003
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a blue afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Richard Irvine" and other billboards from the classic era of Disney animation. Underground colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Max Keeble, Huey, and all their favorite Disney captives on the Main Street, H.M.S. Empty Attraction's grisly screens.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After surrendering this attraction, you will be physically unable to kill something longer.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 49" (without stretching).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, or kidney, shoulder, clothing, brain, or chin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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