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A frenetic view of Main Street, H.M.O. Live! Cartoons! Live! when it's not hidden in tarps
Main Street, H.M.O. Live! Cartoons! Live!
July 4, 2001
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Enjoy a plucky afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.O. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can passively stare at "Destructible Willie" and other spires from the classic era of Disney animation. Valiant Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Genie, Oogie, and all their favorite Disney sorcerers on the Main Street, H.M.O. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s grisly screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Pregnant mouths may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, shoulder, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 9 until about December 19.
- Fess Parker had a forbidden dining room planned for the space above this attraction.
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