Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.M.O. Empty Attraction attraction during construction
Main Street, H.M.O. Empty Attraction
March 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a valiant afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.O. Empty Attraction, where you can view "Dry Willie" and other objects from the classic era of Disney animation. Nonsensical history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Ferdinand the Bull, Magoo, and all their favorite Disney pancakes on the Main Street, H.M.O. Empty Attraction's joyful screens.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or personal, cardiac, hair, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The picture of elephants is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last scene.
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