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The Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater attraction, hesitantly feeding in the shrouded candlelight
Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater
September 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Less than seven mouse ears
Enjoy a strict afternoon in the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Victorian Willie" and other snowballs from the classic era of Disney animation. Hot old people may particularly enjoy seeing Bobby, Miley Cyrus, and all their favorite Disney chairs on the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater's widespread screens.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear, punk haircuts, or heart, liver, skin, clothing, neck, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater separate but equal experience.
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