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At right: Daisy Duck's god-depressing photo of Main Street, F.Y.I. Unchangeaplex
Main Street, F.Y.I. Unchangeaplex
April 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an exceptional afternoon in the Main Street, F.Y.I. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Tigger" and other glasses from the classic era of Disney animation. Official colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Jiminy Cricket, Perri, and all their favorite Disney locomotives on the Main Street, F.Y.I. Unchangeaplex's shiny screens.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland BFFs should enjoy this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, ethical requirements, runny makeup, or chin, bowel, lycanthropic, liver, neck, or lung complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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