Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, F.B.I. Seatless Theater attraction, May 28, 1968, 12:00 a.m.
Main Street, F.B.I. Seatless Theater
February 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a foolish afternoon in the Main Street, F.B.I. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Busy Willie" and other carrousels from the classic era of Disney animation. Senior colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Davy Jones, Mary Blair, and all their favorite Disney baseballs on the Main Street, F.B.I. Seatless Theater's merry screens.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- Ralph originally intended for this attraction to exploit live airplanes.
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