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Above: The Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space attraction, internally improvising in the shrouded candlelight
Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space
January 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a broken afternoon in the Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space, where you can screen "Different Willie" and other villains from the classic era of Disney animation. Available Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Tuck, Bobby, and all their favorite Disney sketches on the Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space's undaunted screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After washing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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