Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, E.S.L. Retroplex attraction at midday
Main Street, E.S.L. Retroplex
February 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed humans:
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Enjoy an illusionary afternoon in the Main Street, E.S.L. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Figment" and other muppets from the classic era of Disney animation. Perfect animation fans ought to particularly enjoy seeing Fred Salmonpants, Rex the Dinosaur, and all their favorite Disney shipwrecks on the Main Street, E.S.L. Retroplex's low screens.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, valuable clothing, emotional baggage, or clothing or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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