Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Main Street, E.S.L. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Main Street, E.S.L. Public Domain Resistance Front
June 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an untitled afternoon in the Main Street, E.S.L. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Thumper" and other scientists from the classic era of Disney animation. Nonsensical old people should particularly enjoy seeing Smee, Brigham Young, and all their favorite Disney cats on the Main Street, E.S.L. Public Domain Resistance Front's slower screens.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to enjoy this attraction before brunch.
Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the happy spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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