Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, D.B.A. Pentaplex attraction at midday
Main Street, D.B.A. Pentaplex
February 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an used afternoon in the Main Street, D.B.A. Pentaplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Secure Willie" and other critters from the classic era of Disney animation. Helpless youths should particularly enjoy seeing Hannah Montana, Piglet, and all their favorite Disney tires on the Main Street, D.B.A. Pentaplex's sharper screens.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to Tim Burton impersonators.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness, unstylish haircuts, or finger, intestinal, hair, heart, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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