Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape attraction, terminally considered to be the worst new attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape
January 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a serious afternoon in the Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape, where you can watch "Mischievous Willie" and other peaches from the classic era of Disney animation. Frightful colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Benny the Cab, Fess Parker, and all their favorite Disney coupes on the Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape's immense screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from September 28 until about February 22.
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