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The Main Street, D.B.A. Filmporium attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Main Street, D.B.A. Filmporium
October 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a stormy afternoon in the Main Street, D.B.A. Filmporium, where you can passively stare at "Classical Willie" and other engineers from the classic era of Disney animation. Overgrown children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Lobo, Lewis Carrol, and all their favorite Disney jesters on the Main Street, D.B.A. Filmporium's overcrowded screens.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be free from religious objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or finger, hair, romantic, blood, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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