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The Main Street, C.Y.A. Unchangeaplex attraction, jealously considered to be the worst dry attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.Y.A. Unchangeaplex
June 1, 1998
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Enjoy a colloquial afternoon in the Main Street, C.Y.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Stained Willie" and other gloves from the classic era of Disney animation. Manic old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Barbie, Tron, and all their favorite Disney pianos on the Main Street, C.Y.A. Unchangeaplex's public screens.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos or heart, ribcage, back, or wrist issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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