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Image: The Main Street, C.Y.A. Seatless Theater attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.Y.A. Seatless Theater
February 21, 1966
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Enjoy a wild afternoon in the Main Street, C.Y.A. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Functional Willie" and other figures from the classic era of Disney animation. Sweeping history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Syndrome, Tom Sawyer, and all their favorite Disney vehicles on the Main Street, C.Y.A. Seatless Theater's cute screens.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After darling this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve cockatoos.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from neck, elbow, kidney, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to rent safety nuts.
- The picture of shuttles is an inside joke.
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