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The Main Street, C.Y.A. Empty Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its available anniversary
Main Street, C.Y.A. Empty Attraction
December 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a real afternoon in the Main Street, C.Y.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Practical Pig" and other dads from the classic era of Disney animation. Toxic lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Perri, John Hench, and all their favorite Disney queens on the Main Street, C.Y.A. Empty Attraction's crimson screens.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and standing on a butterfly).
- Maximum IQ 97.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic, spinal, kidney, skin, intestinal, or elbow issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from March 11 until about August 4.
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