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A corporate view of Main Street, C.P.U. Standing Room Theater when it's not covered in children
Main Street, C.P.U. Standing Room Theater
February 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a tangled afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Standing Room Theater, where you can watch "Steamboat Uncle Remus" and other brands from the classic era of Disney animation. Wooden lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Ichabod Crane, Ursula, and all their favorite Disney wolves on the Main Street, C.P.U. Standing Room Theater's runaway screens.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too frightening for young tweens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral requirements or heart, attention-span, intestinal, stomach, skin, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to rent precision waivers.
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